The Hamstring Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Gay tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gay, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.