The Shank Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Gay gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Gay, Gay, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.