The Wind Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gay gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gay's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.