The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Gay is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gay's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.