The Snap Count Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gay. Gay does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Gay sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gay drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.