The Upright Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Gay is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
87%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gay's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.