The Upright Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- A mysterious flag erases Gay's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Gay's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gay's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.