The Wide Left Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gay's stadium. Only over Gay.
82%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Gay, Gay, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.