The Doink Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gay trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Gay attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
72%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gay, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.