The Doink Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Gay tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gay's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.