The Snap Count Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gay. Gay does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
74%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Gay scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.