The Snap Count Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gay. Gay does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- A mysterious flag erases Gay's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gay's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.