The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“A mysterious flag erases Gay's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Ref: "Number Gay, that's a flag." Gay: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gay's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.