The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“The broadcast shows Gay on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Gay is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gay's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.