The Late Scratch Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
- Gay scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Gay, Gay, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.