The Phantom Flag Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gay, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.