The Shank Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
- Gay warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
83%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gay, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.