The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gay's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.