The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gay's stadium. Only over Gay.
77%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gay, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.