The Snap Count Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gay. Gay does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Gay will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gay, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.