The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Golden tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
77%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Golden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.