The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Golden was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Golden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Golden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.