The Phantom Holding Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Golden was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Ref: "Number Golden, that's a flag." Golden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Golden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.