The Inch-Short Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“The QB looks at Golden exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Ref: "Number Golden, that's a flag." Golden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Golden scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
74%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Golden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.