The Phantom Flag Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Golden's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Golden was due a breakout.
92%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Golden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.