The Dropped Pass Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Golden gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
89%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Golden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.