The Phantom Holding Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Golden gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
81%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Golden, Golden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.