The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Golden runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
78%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Golden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.