The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Golden was due a breakout.
- Golden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Golden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.