The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ref: "Number Golden, that's a flag." Golden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Golden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.