The Inch-Short Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Golden's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Golden was due a breakout.
81%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Golden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.