The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Golden's stadium. Only over Golden.
- Golden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Golden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.