The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Golden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Golden, Golden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.