The Phantom Flag Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Ref: "Number Golden, that's a flag." Golden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Golden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.