The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Golden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Golden, Golden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.