The Butter-Finger Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Golden tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
81%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Golden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.