The Hamstring Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“The broadcast shows Golden on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Golden's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Golden was due a breakout.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Golden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.