The Inch-Short Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Golden gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
89%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Golden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.