The Shadow Coverage Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“The broadcast shows Golden on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Golden's stadium. Only over Golden.
- Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Golden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.