The Late Scratch Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Golden gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Golden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.