The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Golden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
82%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Golden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.