The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Golden's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Golden, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.