The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Golden runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
78%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Golden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.