The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Golden gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
84%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Golden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.