The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Golden runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
91%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Golden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.