The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Golden gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
79%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Golden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.