The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Golden gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
76%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Golden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.