The Inch-Short Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Golden is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Golden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.