The Dropped Pass Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Golden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Golden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.