The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Golden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Golden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.